Thursday, June 25, 2009

is there anything more heart warming

than a boy and his dog?

a girl and her pony?

or an infant and it's kitty?

Wednesday, June 17, 2009


an idea

for a painting. Fishermen battling a giant squid on the high seas.

phase one: rough sketches

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

No, I don't wanna..

No, I don't wanna talk to you

no, I don't want a drink

ugh.. no. Just no.

Jesus fucking Christ, No.

Not until I become this:

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Sunday, December 24, 2006

he sees you when you're sleeping with someone

he loves the little children

I was lurking around the internet and I saw a guy did a drawing similar to this but I hated his character design. Fuck that, if santas going to rape little kids, make him look like a rapist.

So here's my rip off.

Watch your cornhole this christmas, little billy.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Sacreligion Shreds

Some drawings I did for REI's winterfest.

Jesus totally hitting the Iron Cross off a jump.

Mustn't for get Jews this holiday season: Rabbi shreddin'

Sorry Kwanzaa, you get nothing from me.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006


This is an example of one of the pages in my illustration gallery for my website. Soon you'll be telling your friends: "I went to and all I got was this giant boner!" I've been procrastinating on a few things. I have some storyboard mock ups to do for this one dude, told him they'd be done either tonight or tomorrow and it looks like they'll be done tomorrow. I have another illustraion job that's due whenever. I hate the jobs that dont have deadlines, I made up my own deadline: friday afternoon. Just to get it out of the way. I hope to have another freelance job coming my way as I need to pay for my plane ticket to hawaii. Fuck yea out of state weddings. a couple of the 'sketch book' pages that will be on the site:

basic jist of some of the stuff on there. Sone of it you've all seen before. I'm seeing what animation I can salvage to post as well. More self portraits to come shortly. For some reason I cant seem to get on my game and all of the ones I've done recently havent been funny. I'll have some Jeff Smith inspired art coming soon as well.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

what number is this?

So I've been sick as a dog lately. I honestly thought I was going to die saturday night. All day I assumed that I was just taking an ungodly long time to recover from friday night and I just had a pesky hangover. Then around 4am that morning I developed a fever and though that death had just arrived for my soul. Long story short, I didn't die but I blew the interview I had monday morning. I suspect that they thought I was on drugs the way I was shivering but sweating perfusely and couldnt speak coherant sentences. Still sick 5 days later. I hate life and life hates me. But for future reference, if I do in fact die, I want a fight to the death over who will get my shit. Hand to hand combat, the way real men do it.


actually, this sort of reminds me of my room. But instead of animals, there are fruit flies.

Stupid Fuckers. There is no food in here!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006


You know what would be rad? If I could find my fucking tweezers. Yup, that would be fucking awesome.