Saturday, September 23, 2006
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
I still want one of those fuzzy lobsters they found all those months ago. Those things were pretty boss. When I move into a new place I want to upgrade my fishtank. Maybe get Sgt. Slaughter some fishy friends. I find fishtanks very relaxing. Fish are interesting little fuckers. Fish with those big stupid unblinking eyes. Swimming, always swimming.. are just so cool.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Because those last few pounds are the hardest to lose. Esspecially when you dont diet, never exercise and drink entirely too much beer. I havent had any fresh fruits or veggies in days. My teeth are probably going to fall out due to scurvy. If I start drinking fruity beers does that count for something?
Monday, September 11, 2006
So I had to be at work in the a.m. this morning so of course, I set my alarm at the latest possible time so I can max out on sleep. This basically means no shower and just grab whatever is closest to my bed to wear. Fucking A man, I gotta do laundry cause I fucking stunk today. Apparently my shirt had been worn one too many times. Added to that was the fact that my body has convinced itself that I weight about 300 pounds and therefore I sweat like a fucking hog. To those who were forced to smell me today; I apologize.
Thursday, September 07, 2006
I hate cleaning. Unfortunately I hate giving the impression that I hate cleaning. I really don't want to live like a swine, but dammit, I'm just so fucking lazy. When it comes down to it I dont mind living in my own filth and crapulousness but I can feel you peoples judging eyes whenever you come over. Always judging.