Saturday, September 23, 2006



I havent been doing any portraits lately. Did this the other day though instead.

Sunday, September 17, 2006


old card. I havent drawn all weekend. I've been to busy drinking.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006


I still want one of those fuzzy lobsters they found all those months ago. Those things were pretty boss. When I move into a new place I want to upgrade my fishtank. Maybe get Sgt. Slaughter some fishy friends. I find fishtanks very relaxing. Fish are interesting little fuckers. Fish with those big stupid unblinking eyes. Swimming, always swimming.. are just so cool.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006


Because those last few pounds are the hardest to lose. Esspecially when you dont diet, never exercise and drink entirely too much beer. I havent had any fresh fruits or veggies in days. My teeth are probably going to fall out due to scurvy. If I start drinking fruity beers does that count for something?

Monday, September 11, 2006


So I had to be at work in the a.m. this morning so of course, I set my alarm at the latest possible time so I can max out on sleep. This basically means no shower and just grab whatever is closest to my bed to wear. Fucking A man, I gotta do laundry cause I fucking stunk today. Apparently my shirt had been worn one too many times. Added to that was the fact that my body has convinced itself that I weight about 300 pounds and therefore I sweat like a fucking hog. To those who were forced to smell me today; I apologize.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Friday, September 08, 2006

God damn you delicious, delicious coffee.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

I hate cleaning. Unfortunately I hate giving the impression that I hate cleaning. I really don't want to live like a swine, but dammit, I'm just so fucking lazy. When it comes down to it I dont mind living in my own filth and crapulousness but I can feel you peoples judging eyes whenever you come over. Always judging.

Last years Christmas card and the start of my holiday series. Most of them featuring vomit.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006


A week of self portaits for you viewing pleasure. Day One: my Fourth of July extravaganza.