dinosmash

sorry

I havent been doing any portraits lately. Did this the other day though instead.

oldies

old card. I havent drawn all weekend. I've been to busy drinking.

#9

I still want one of those fuzzy lobsters they found all those months ago. Those things were pretty boss. When I move into a new place I want to upgrade my fishtank. Maybe get Sgt. Slaughter some fishy friends. I find fishtanks very relaxing. Fish are interesting little fuckers. Fish with those big stupid unblinking eyes. Swimming, always swimming.. are just so cool.

#8

Because those last few pounds are the hardest to lose. Esspecially when you dont diet, never exercise and drink entirely too much beer. I havent had any fresh fruits or veggies in days. My teeth are probably going to fall out due to scurvy. If I start drinking fruity beers does that count for something?

#7

So I had to be at work in the a.m. this morning so of course, I set my alarm at the latest possible time so I can max out on sleep. This basically means no shower and just grab whatever is closest to my bed to wear. Fucking A man, I gotta do laundry cause I fucking stunk today. Apparently my shirt had been worn one too many times. Added to that was the fact that my body has convinced itself that I weight about 300 pounds and therefore I sweat like a fucking hog. To those who were forced to smell me today; I apologize.

#6

#5

God damn you delicious, delicious coffee.

I hate cleaning. Unfortunately I hate giving the impression that I hate cleaning. I really don't want to live like a swine, but dammit, I'm just so fucking lazy. When it comes down to it I dont mind living in my own filth and crapulousness but I can feel you peoples judging eyes whenever you come over. Always judging.

Last years Christmas card and the start of my holiday series. Most of them featuring vomit.

self-portraits

A week of self portaits for you viewing pleasure. Day One: my Fourth of July extravaganza.